gavin.bard


I'm a 24 year old college drop out with a political alignment of 'chaotic progressive.' I hate capitalism, American entitlement, the plutocracy, the rat race, money, political correctness, anything that is explained using non scientific reasoning, monogamy, heteronormativity, the christian hegemony, and probably a thousand other things most first world hipster-types tend to dislike.

I love leftist politics, technology, books, polyamory, BDSM, genderqueers, writing, several different types of music, and the world's greatest performance art- professional wrestling.

I write for a living. Sometimes about video games for Ripten.com and a few other places, sometimes about robots for fun, sometimes about other things for the betterment of humanity. I am also in the process of gathering enough resources to start a publishing company that caters to crazy starving artist types and anarchists. So if you are a writer/poet/photographer/animator/game designer/musician/general psycho, you should probably contact me and such.

I always have a lot of plans and am always doing a lot of shit.

MaelstROM  
Question Time?!

RipTen Review: AMY 

The Reviewer

(not) by

Edgar Allan Poe

To you the gamer pessimist, I ask you honor one request;
My credibility and past you might not know,
But I promise I write not in jest, heed my words about this mess.
Regarding AMY I attest, no matter your opinions on game journos
Trust the reviewers, this game blows

You might think we’re mostly wrong, every review same dance and song,
our arguments so rarely strong. It makes you skeptical of scores this low.
You start to think “it can’t be as bad as this, can’t trust them further than I can spit,
Besides Jim Sterling hated it. What the hell does that guy know?”
Look- trust the reviewers, this game blows.

Read the rest at Ripten.com

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